‘Agnetha Falstart, Frida Longstokin, Benny Anderwear and Björn Volvo-us surfaced in 1989 after their helicopter and a giant glittery platform shoe from outer space collided leaving them stranded on a deserted island. Fortunately, not long afterwards, they were rescued and taken to the nearby safe shores of Melbourne Australia. For a while everyone mistook them for the Swedish Supergroup ABBA since they looked, sounded and behaved so much like them, but of course they were not ABBA – they were BJÖRN AGAIN.’